Welcome to Disabled Puppies. You are a puppy with a disability. You decide which it is.
You are a group of adventurers with all puppies. You fight monsters.
Monster 1: Here comes a troll!
You get to decide how to defeat it. Trolls have 3 Hits.
Warning: If you’re blind, it’s hard to be accurate. If you’re deaf, you have to look at it to determine what it is.
If you are blind and deaf, you’ll have to feel it. If you can’t walk or use a body part, you will have to work your way through the monsters without that body part.
If y ou are a beagle, you have 3 Hits, a crossbow, a quiver of arrows, and a bow.
If you’re a daschund, you have to use your only weapon, a teensy peensy tail dagger.
If you are a chihuahua, you have a bow and a hand crossbow, and a quiver of arrows.
Attack and defeat the troll.
Monster 2: Orc. Orcs have 2 Hits.
Fight it until you’ve hit it (if you are attacking with a rangedw eapon, you roll for accuracy and damage. If you use a close weapon, you get less accuracy (for example, a d6 instead of a d20) and damage). Ranged attack gives you a d20 accuracy. You always get a d20 accuracy on a melee attack, and you get d12 damage.
Monster 3: Goblins. Goblins have 1 Hit.
Monster 4: Ogre. Ogres have 4 Hits.
MOnster 5: Cyclops. Cyclopses have a 2 Hits. You cannot hit them in the knight ring (using a dagger). Note: If you are a rottie, you use a sword. If you are a great dane, you use a trebuchet / ballista ( you choose). Ballista does more damage.
Monster 6: Trebeu troll (trebuchet-using troll). 5 Hits. Their trebuchets do 5 damage.
Monster 7: Glorp cube. Warning: Glorp cubes are any monster. (It chooses what monster it wants to be, and you go to that story.
Monster 8: Destruction Titan (final battle). They can only be hit with ranged attacks.They ahve 100 Hits. Kill and win.